This is perfect
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
So look what came today :D
PH M,Y KJGPD
You got David Tennant in the mail?
This selfie of me from like 2 years ago is getting out of hand.
i tHOUGHT THIS WAS A CARDBOARD CUTOUTOMFG
wHAT THE HOW
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
Its funny because only people who know Bendahoo Cuntbutton will understand that we are talking about Beatmole Cumingdale when we say things like Bendynuts Clingon.
Benedict Cumberbatch deleted shower scene from Star Trek Into Darkness
Ellen Reunites Some of Her ‘Friends’ (x)
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
Straight from God himself.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
“people with period pains”… you mean, like… girls ?
Some people who were born with female genitals may not identify as such yet they still have a uterus and do in fact still have periods so yes they meant “people with period pains”